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Take it, take another little piece of my heart

8/14/2008

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Five facts about horcruxes:

  1. A horcrux is a receptacle in which someone has hidden a shred of his or her soul for the purposes of attaining immortality.
  2. A horcrux can be made of any normal object, including living organisms.
  3. There is no limit to the number of horcruxes a person can make, but as the creator's soul is divided into progressively smaller portions, natural humanity is degraded and the individual becomes more and more unstable.
  4. A horcrux can be sealed within another living human without that person's knowledge.
  5. Horcruxes are extremely difficult to destroy and are impervious to conventional means of destructions (smashing, breaking, burning, etc.)

I suggest you go off and think on that for a bit.

In other news...

Here are five things people have said to me in the past five days:
  1. "Yeah, 'cause when I think Jen Selk, I think STREET. You're the streetest person I know."
  2. "I wish you could come to the stagette. I am not going to do any of the stupid things people think I should do. 'Fuck you, party girl! Go lick your own stranger!'"
  3. "I love men. I also love you."
  4. "Boys have problems. This is what I've learned."
  5. "What's this Jelmo business? It's cute."
Here are five things I've said to other people in the past five days:
  1.  "I could never look prettier than you. Unless I decided to kill you and wear your skin like a coat."
  2. "Before you say anything, let me define the moment. This is not a tough love moment. This is not a teasing moment. This is a 'I love you, and everything you do is magical and perfect and you're not bad to look at, either' moment."
  3. "When you throw something away, you can't expect it to hang around on your porch indefinitely, but that's what I do. The garbage man rolls by and I'm all like, 'It's cool. I'm just gonna chill here until those idiots inside realize their mistake.' It's a problem."
  4. "All babies are cute. Even the ugly ones."
  5. "I'm Jelmo because there's always room for ME."
Did everyone remember to wish Harry (Potter) a Happy Birthday a couple of weeks ago? It was on July 31st. He turned 28. Same as me.

I'm just sayin'.

This post has been brought to you by the number 5 and the letter J, which stands for,
Jelmo
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