Since MJ and K are the couple in this situation, and since I’ll be ridin’ bitch in the back seat, I’m thinking this makes me the Cameron.
With that in mind, I’ve only got one thing to say:
I’m gonna take a stand.
Go Jays Go!
P.S. Actually, I would also like to take this opportunity to point out that you can’t play truant if you don’t have a job. I am playing truant. Therefore (Grandpa!) I have a job. I’m an editor. I work for a magazine called ION. We distribute approximately 30,000 issues a month, at 48 pages each, in Montreal, Toronto, Calgary and Vancouver. It’s not the sort of job that requires me to dress in uncomfortable clothes or spend time in an uncomfortable office, or ponder the question “have I sold out?” so I see why people might be confused, but to settle the question once and for all: I. have. a. job. It’s just a fun job. Try to get your head around it.