Jen Selk Is Here

JEN SELK IS MISSING!*

Jen Selk Dot Com has fine features, inappropriately long hair, and doesn't suffer fools gladly. She is overstuffed with PDFs, outdated material and references to boring individuals you've never heard of. Jen herself has panic attacks and a bleeding ulcer as a result of her professional choices, but is working on relieving both.

If you miss Jen and want her home, email the Powers That Be at jenselk.com immediately! Seduce her into returning by calling out, "Here, pretty pretty pretty!" (See vintage Sesame Street clip of Bert & Ernie fishing for an appropriate example tone.)

Jen will emerge, phoenix-like, eventually. She always does.

*metaphorically speaking

Hello Web Heads!

Jen Selk Dot Com isn't dead, we're just redesigning!

For the love of the Interweb, please be patient while we try on some new looks. Think like a good friend in the dressing room. Tell us the truth, even when the truth hurts. And stick around, even if you're a bit bored.

Change is hard, inevitable, and worth it.

We'll be back in full swing soon.

Love,
The PTB

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