So I called every Anthro in the city. Sold out. Everywhere. I double checked for human-error and called the main American Anthropologie telephone number and found out that there are definitely none available in Toronto at all at the moment, and that no more are expected to be restocked in Canada. There are also none in Buffalo, so driving down to get one is out.
If I had an American address, I could order one online and have it shipped there, then perhaps have it driven up, but that seems like too much rigamarole. And besides, I don't have an American address.